“Now listen close, dear child of mine,”
“I’ll guide you through this verdant land,”
“Where flowers bloom and dreams unwind,”
“With choices many, options grand.”
“For here, in this shop, you'll understand—”
“A world that’s not just for old stoners, you’ll find.”
With a wink and a grin, through the door we strode,
“I’ll show you the way, so don’t you fear,”
“From sativas that sizzle to indicas that load,”
“I promise you, child, it’s all quite clear,”
“But keep your cool, don’t shed a tear—”
“This is about more than just the green road!”
“Now look at this jar, it sparkles like gold,”
“You’ll sniff and you’ll ponder, does it smell like a dream?”
“Or maybe a nightmare? Let your nose be bold;”
“With each whiff and giggle, we’ll plot and scheme,”
“‘Cause cannabis wisdom comes not from a meme—”
“But in choosing the strains that make your heart unfold.”
“So we’ll check the THC; let’s take a glance,”
“You want to feel floaty, not stuck to the chair,”
“Think of this as a rather fine dance,”
“Not too much of this, or too little of where,”
“We’re here for some laughter, not an epic scare,”
“While sipping on snacks—like a kid’s second chance!”
“And remember, dear child, it’s all about class,”
“Ask questions galore, don’t be shy or demure,”
“With knowledge, we’ll thrive, and this moment will last,”
“Read labels and chat with the budtender—the cure!
“Great deals abound, at prices quite pure,”
“And soon you’ll be master of a world, oh so vast!”
So we exited the store with a giggle and grin,
A little baggie, a whole lot of cheer,
“A new chapter begins, my dear child, let’s spin,”
“With laughter and knowledge, what’s there left to fear?”
“You’re now in the club, no longer a mere,
“A proud cannabis thinker, let the good times begin!”
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