Tripping on the track, they float and glide,
Hurdles become hills, and rules take a slide.
Competitors laugh as they stumble and sway,
Relays turn to strolls in a curious way.
Bowls instead of medals, they gather 'round,
Relaaaax, one shouts, as they all hit the ground.
Weightlifting? More like snack-lifting, with ease,
Curly fries and cookies are sure to appease.
So here at the THClympics, we cheer and we cheer,
For champions soaring, with arms full of beer.
High on good vibes, they’ll win by a mile,
In this hazy arena, all revel in style!
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