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CBD: The Chill Pill That Won't Kill!

In a world full of chaos, stress, and despair,
CBD floats by like a gentle breeze in the air.
It whispers sweet nothings to bodies in pain,
"Why frown when you can gain some chill from my reign?"

It's the calm after storms, the yin to your yang,
The snack that won't judge if you eat the whole tang.
With tinctures and gummies, it's party time, friend,
Just watch out for neighbors who might want to blend!

For anxiety's gremlins, it’s a soothing balm,
A botanical hug that keeps you feeling calm.
"Is that panic I feel? Oh wait, it’s just me!"
With CBD’s magic, I’m floating like a bee.

But let’s not forget, for sleep it’s a champ,
Better than sheep count at a midnight stampede camp.
No more tossing and turning like a fish out of sea,
With CBD dreams, I’m as peaceful as can be!

So here’s to the hemp, with its gentle embrace,
A magical plant that’s not just for the chase.
With laughs and some giggles, let’s dance through this spree,
Thanks to our buddy, the mighty CBD!

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