Frolicking through dungeons, the dice in our hands,
Rogues steal the treasure while the wizard just stands.
Inevitably lost, we can’t find our way,
Even the dragon is giggling today!
Never-ending stories, we weave such delight,
Desperate for snacks, we’ll fight with all our might!
Silly adventures unfold as we roam,
Spilling our nachos, we’re far from our home.
Poking at goblins with marshmallow swords,
Laughter erupts as we trip over boards.
A bard starts to sing, but forgets all the tunes,
Cackles and chaos dance under the moons.
Keen to roll Initiative, but we’re all stuck in place,
Endless debates ‘bout which monster to face!
Gobbling up gummies while plotting our fate,
Surely we’re warriors; let’s marinate in fate!
Settle on a plan, as we all start to yawn,
“Can we just take a nap? The quest can be drawn!”
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