In the woods with my pals, all merry and spry,
We decided to camp, under the vast starry sky.
With snacks packed high and some green tucked tight,
We pitched our tent near the campfire light.
“Bro, pass the chips!” yelled a friend with a grin,
While our other mate danced, as if he’d just win.
He twirled in a circle, a true campfire star,
But tripped on a log, and now he’s the camp’s Avatar.
The marshmallows toasted, the laughter was loud,
A s'mores-making contest drew quite the crowd.
One friend had a plan, all fancy and neat,
But his chocolate fell down — it’s now fondue for feet!
As we gazed at the stars, sparks flew from the fire,
“Dude, I think I just saw a UFO flyer!”
But it was just a raccoon, bold and a bit brash,
Stealing our snacks in a quick, furry flash.
With giggles and munchies, the night felt so bright,
We recounted old tales, till the morning’s first light.
“Next time we’ll hike!” someone boldly proclaimed,
But I knew deep down, in the smoke, we were all quite the same.
So if you find yourself where the wild things roam,
With friends and some greens, you’ll feel right at home.
Just watch where you step and keep your snacks tight,
For camping while high is a pure delight!
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