In a land where stress ran rampant and wild,
Lived a little green plant, so gentle, so mild.
With magic inside, called CBD,*
It whispered sweet secrets, "Just trust me, oh please!"
Now, Bob was a fellow, with troubles galore,
His back had a twinge, and his sleep was a bore.
He tried all the lotions, he tried every pill,
Until he discovered this botanical thrill!
“What’s this?” he exclaimed, “It’s a gift from above!”
With a drop or a gummy, he felt all the love.
“Anxiety scatter, you’re not welcome here!
With CBD by my side, I have nothing to fear!”
He danced all around, like a leaf in the breeze,
With his newfound calm, he was bouncing with ease.
“Goodbye to the jitters, the worries, the strife,
This hemp-derived miracle’s changing my life!”
His friends gathered round, “Oh Bob, what’s your secret?”
He grinned and he chuckled, “Let’s all take a peek at
This bottle of wonders, with no psycho trips,
Just pure relaxation, and fewer bad quips!”
Oh, Sally was skeptical, “I’m dubious, dear mate,
Will this really help me? It sounds just too great!”
But Bob said, “Oh Sally, you’ve nothing to fear,
It’s non-intoxicating, let’s give it a cheer!”
So Sally took some, and she felt like a queen,
Her worries dissolved, she was light, she was keen.
“Good heavens, dear Bob, I feel so sublime!
Let’s all sing together, let’s relish this rhyme!”
And so they danced wild, those friends in delight,
With all things CBD, their futures were bright.
A comedic ballad, with laughter so free,
For the miraculous benefits of sweet CBD!
So if stress has you tangled, or sleep’s but a dream,
Remember this tale, let your spirits redeem.
Embrace the green magic, it’s truly no jest,
For a lighter existence, you’re sure to be blessed!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
