There once was a contest with pie,
Where stoners all gathered nearby.
With their munchies ablaze,
In a sugar-filled haze,
They laughed as they stuffed their cheeks high.
With blueberry filling galore,
They guzzled and gorged wanting more.
But as they did cheer,
One yelled, “Is this real, or a dream I hold dear?”
Then they fell in a pile on the floor!
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