Oh CBD, you wondrous herb,
You soothe my mind, you calm my verb.
With every drop, a giggle flows,
Goodbye to stress! Hello to toes!
In the morning, you give me cheer,
My morning coffee? Make it clear!
A sprinkle here, a dab right there,
I’m floating high, without a care.
When aches and pains begin to creep,
You whisper softly, "Time to sleep!"
With you beside me, slumber's sweet,
As dreams transform me to a beat!
Your anti-anxiety tactics, so bold,
Turn my worries into tales retold.
"Did I really send that text?” I muse,
“Oh wait, I did! But who’s to choose?”
From gummies shaped like weird old bears,
To balms that soothe like fluffy shares,
Your forms are many, quite a delight,
“Is that my tincture?” “No, that’s my knight!”
So here’s to you, dear CBD,
For laughter, calm, and glee at tea.
With every puff, with every drop,
You keep us chill, you help us hop!
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
