Baking with no measuring cups or scales,
Rushed to whip up cookies, if all else fails.
Each contestant lost in a stony daze,
Thinking, "Did I put in the right amount of glaze?"
Giant cakes that wobble, cookies that flop,
Celebratory brownies that just won't stop.
Some forgot the sugar, some thought they made scones,
Others just giggle while munching on bones.
“Taste my creation!” one proudly declares,
Eyes glazed like doughnuts, surrounded by chairs.
Kitchen disaster turned masterpiece, maybe,
Who knew that weed could make baking so crazy?
Judges perplexed, with crumbs in their hair,
Trying to judge baked goods with a hazy stare.
In the end, they declare, with laughter and cheer,
"Next time let's bake without needing the beer!"
Hazy Humor is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
