Oh cannabis, delightful plant, so green, so bold,
You cure all woes, or that’s what I’m told.
With a puff and a laugh, stress slips from my hands,
Like a wayward balloon that can't make its plans.
All my aches and my pains—poof! They disappear,
In a cloud of sweet smoke, it’s crystal clear.
I’ve read all the studies, the facts and the stats,
But who needs to read when I can just chat?
With CBD haze, inflammation takes flight,
Inflamed joints rejoice, “Oh what a delight!”
I strut like a peacock, no limps or no moans,
Thanks to my friend, I can throw sticks like stones.
Then there’s the munchies, the glorious bane,
Doritos and chips call my name like a train.
“Eat us,” they whisper, “We’ve a crispy embrace,”
Next thing I know, I’ve devoured the place!
But worry not, dear, I’ll embrace the weigh-ins,
For my giggles and grins surely balance my sins.
The laughter it brings, oh so good for the soul,
Like a shot of good vibes, it’s a hilarious scroll!
So here’s to the herb, the ganja, the grass,
In stress relief magic, it stands unsurpassed.
With a wink and a nod, I shall sing its sweet praise,
For health, fun, and joy—let’s all light the blaze!
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