In a garden where the green leaves sway,
Lives a plant that brightens up the day.
With a puff and a pass, oh what a thrill,
Cannabis here, let’s pop some pills!
Chronic pain? Oh, what a bore,
A bowl of bliss, just one hit more!
Forget the doc, with his stethoscope tune,
Just roll me one under a crescent moon!
Stressed out? Just take a load off your mind,
With a little hit, you get peace that’s hard to find.
“Namaste” you chant, with a wink and a giggle,
While munching on chips, oh, let that cheese wiggle!
Not just a buzz, it’s good for your gut,
A friend to your appetite, that’s what’s up!
When it comes to the munchies, oh what a feast,
A slice of pizza, or five, at the very least!
For sleepy heads battling the nighttime abyss,
A toke might just help you find sweet bliss.
Cuddled up tight in blankets galore,
With snacks on your side, who could ask for more?
So if life gets heavy and you feel like a wreck,
Just spark up a joint, take a moment, and check:
The laughter, the joy, the calming embrace,
Cannabis health benefits? A comical chase!
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