Oh leafy herb, thou art so widely praised,
With benefits that leave the doubters dazed.
You help with pain, both sharp and dull, it’s true,
Relieving woes—a gift from me to you.
Some say you’re bad, a gateway to despair,
But let’s be honest, my friends, do you dare?
I’ve seen more folks get lost in retail woes,
Than ever from your green, enchanting shows.
With munchies strong, you bring forth snacks galore,
An avalanche of chips, popcorn, and more.
A side effect that’s rather hard to hate,
Who knew that health was tied to dinner plates?
So raise a joint in praise, or a nice vape puff,
For old man arthritis, you’re just the stuff!
In laughter’s glow, we’ll find not harm, but glee—
Oh cannabis, you’re truly magic, see?
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